最常见的休假时的自动回复邮件应该包括3大要素：

休假时间或回归工作的时间

你的联系方式

其他联系人及联系方式

普通青年版

其实就是微软的自动回复模板啦

Thank you for your message. I am currently out of the office, with [limited] [no] access to e-mail.

I will be returning on [day, date].

If you need assistance before then, you may reach me at [phone number].

For urgent issues, please contact [name] at [e-mail address] or [telephone number].

[Signature]

感谢你发来的邮件。我现在不在公司，不方便（无法）查收邮件。

我将于（几月几日，周几）回来。

如果在此之前你需要帮助，可以打这个电话（xxxxx）找到我。

如遇紧急情况，请联系（其他某个人），ta的联系方式是（邮箱）或（电话号码）。

署名

逗比青年版

收到↑这个自动回复的人最多面无表情内心“哦”一声。如果你想让对方会（笑）心（开）一（了）笑（花）的话，可以试试下面这些逗比的自动回复，不谢！

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

如果你收到这个自动回复，那是因为我不在公司。但如果我在公司的话，你可能啥都没收到。

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

感谢你发来的邮件。你已进入排队系统，你拿到的号码是352，预计将于大约19周内收到回复。

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

感谢你发来的邮件。邮件中的词需要收取费用，费用将从你的信用卡扣除，前10个词收取5.99刀，超过10个词的每增加1个词多扣除1.99刀。

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.

接下来的两周，我将休病假。等我回来工作了，别再称呼我“Steve”，请叫我“Loretta”。（暗指邮件主人去做变性手术了：）

P.S. 如果遇上节假日，最后可以加一句“Happy holidays!”（节日快乐）。